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Someone from Cedar Rapids posted a whisper, which reads "If cockroaches can survive an atomic bomb and chemical warfare. What the heck is in a can of raid?

When I take my daughter's friend home after school I always stop and get her food on the way since she doesn't have enough to eat at home.

Someone from Fayetteville, North Carolina, US posted a whisper, which reads "When I take my daughter's friend home after school I always stop and get her food on the way since she doesn't have enough to eat at home.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My mom thought my weed was seasoning and used it for cooking. My entire family is high and I've never been more amused.

I lectured one of my preschoolers about not drawing on thier skin, and she says…

I see this for the husband this weekend on his cheat day...Probably going to have to do this for my husband one day.

39 Cakes That Couldn't Have Said It Better

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.

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Someone from None posted a whisper, which reads "A hot guy sneezed in Walmart and I said "I'd say god bless you but I see he already has" just blurted out of my mouth with no thought"

I hate it when you gently toss phone on your bed and it decides to bounce of 3 walls break 2 lamps and kill a cat. - - - The cat killing part was unnecessary. Aside from that, true.

This guy lives in an apartment beneath 2 girls. He blogs about all the ridiculous things they say.

"Dear Girls Above Me" This guy lives in an apartment beneath two ridiculously stupid girls. He writes down all the stupid stuff they say. I've seriously never laughed so hard ever.

"When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time" http://ibeebz.com

"When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time" [No, not really; but this is hilarious.

Bestie sent this to me..it's safe to say she knows me so well lol!

I wouldn't actually punch someone in the "fae" --but this is exactly how annoyed I am with the word "bae".

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