Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point, you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage.
Haha how about start with Tea. Also can we have (or attempt to have) a classy dinner party with wine instead of hard liquor. Or maybe just try and start with wine and move on to alcohol less classy and more fitting to our personalities?