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When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.

when work feels overwhelming. When work feels overwhelming, remember that lift. missed all my lectures today when work feels overwhelming When remember that lift lim! missed all my lectures today

Lol!!  Maryanne & Wanda..Thelma & Louise..Lucy & Ethel..Cagney & Lacey..Nancy Drew & George... Kara & Wendy "Cuz We Fight Dirty!"

4 hours of sleep at age "I am ready to party again." -- 4 hours of sleep at age "Say one thing to me and I'll smack your face." OOOOR substitute "age with "after 2 kids"

Freestylin'

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

'It's such a turn-on when you honk my boobs,' said no woman ever.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: 'It's such a turn-on when you honk my boobs,' said no woman ever.

Christmas Humor

Christmas Gifting , most awesome idea when going to relatives house you see once a year but still for some f-ing idea exchange gifts!

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It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

"I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. I'm kind of a catch." Well I have a cat but I like dogs too!

Just knowing they are still alive & breathing gets to me sometimes...

Why are you still alive?

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

like right now!

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face - funny ecards

That about sums it up...

OMG it's so true.I also enjoy the people who go to McDonald's and order a Big Mac meal with a diet coke. Makes sense.

That's how I roll :)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Like a fat kid down a hill. That's how I roll.

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

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