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And you call them YOUR boobs even though possesion is 9/10's of the law and they are ATTACHED to me! LOL

Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)

And you call them YOUR boobs even though possesion is 9/10's of the law and they are ATTACHED to me! LOL

Just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, "I saw this thing on Pinterest..."

Just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, "I saw this thing on Pinterest..."

Sadder Than Sad, The Deadbeat Dad | The Adventures of Jenna and Neil

Sadder Than Sad, The Deadbeat Dad

@Melissa Pleasants Holt and @Rebecca DeShon this made me think of you both!  xoxo

@Melissa Pleasants Holt and @Rebecca DeShon this made me think of you both! xoxo

I've spent about 3% of my life walking back to the trash can to double check the box for how long to microwave my dinner!

I've spent about 3% of my life walking back to the trash can to double check the box for how long to microwave my dinner!

If you have never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher.

If you have never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher.

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