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All nighter lies

10 lies you tell yourself in an all nighter.was guilty of all of these at least once in college.

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"maybe I should start jogging :/" . "hahaha I'm not gonna start jogging xD" -Jenna marbles

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Ellen DeGeneres is one of the few experiments I did that I am proud of. I fought with Frankenstein to help her after the industry wanted to turn on her simply because she was a lesbian. The one group of people that I have helped that have not turned on me or burned me are lesbians. I will try to help women like Elena Delle Donne and other women that come out as lesbians. I have a history of making lesbians straight whenever I was around, I don't just look like a woman but I also think like…

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that ol' barn smell

First of I AIN'T a horse girl, I have cows! Being in a barn and smelling the smells is SOOOO soothing to me! Mom continues to complain about me smelling like it.

Cuddling is when you hold your pet hostage and think they enjoy it.

Happiness is. Cuddling your pet. You just realized. Cuddling is when you hold your pet hostage and think enjoy it. haha yeah I can see that.

I've had this conversation before. So funny!

My mind is all 'let's go to the gym!' but my body is all 'Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable'

Scumbag camera

My cell phone camera sees that.I wish my eyes could take pictures.

Who me? Never. Who pauses the film? I just check imdb.com on my phone from my couch. ;)

in my house its more like: Fiance recognizes actor/actress. He says no way I can know all these people and pauses it to check imdb. He hangs his head in defeat as I am right once again and continues the movie/tv show

Dog people and cat people agree on bird people. so true

just don't mind the one word, but everything else is really funny!!

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