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My love is like a candle - if you forget me I'll burn your fucking house down.

Yeah!

They should put prizes in your Tampax box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice-cream you cranky bitch.

WORD. USE BETTER RESOURCES.

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x AG Quote: I love when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Box Sign - Count The Gifts

“If you want to feel rich, just count all the gifts you have that money can’t buy.” In this world, it is common misconception that money i.

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited! haha, truth

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

I’m glad I don’t have a thigh gap | Laughtard

I'm glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it was saved by thunder and lightening.

I was changing today and a girl looked at me and asked why my bra doesn't have any designs... I looked at my boobs and said baby once you get to a D they quit putting designs because boys are already staring. lmao

Ok no this is seriously so true! If I want a bra in my size that also has a pretty design, I have to go somewhere that does custom sizes and shit and pay outrageous prices!

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