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.so true thought that every time my mom made me take it!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.

hahahahahaha - nothing like being tasered to add 'spark' to your relationship!

Best joke ever! Haha

Funny pictures about Only American Things. Oh, and cool pics about Only American Things. Also, Only American Things photos.

Need this... except it needs to say I like sweat-drenching workouts (because I don't really like running)

"I like running.because i really, really, really, really, really like dessert." This is so true! We LOVE dessert. SGC is about winning the tug-of-war between loving food and not wanting to get fat.



Being Offended Theclockworkcrow Claiming That You Are Offended Is Essentially Saying That You Are Incapable of Controlling and Managing Your Own Emotions and So Everybody Else Should Do It for You THIS Source Theclockworkcr 1255 Notes