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Tequila is a sneaky bitch. One minute youre dancing like a sexy mofo & the next youre on the ground, pantsless making out with a shoe.

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

I hate elf on the shelf.. thank god we never did it.. both girls think he's creepy.

It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice.that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!lol he is kinda creepy but the kids love him

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Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

I pledge to purchase as many shoes as my closet can hold--and then build another closet so I can purchase more. – Shoe-a-holics code of America.

Funny Family Ecard: I solemnly swear to be the best mother I can be. until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I will be the biggest redneck ass whippin momma you ever met! Its my mom except less redneck still alot of evil

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine. I completely agree.

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