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Robert Downy Jr is hilarious.

the reason

Her "nagging" is a sign she cares? Her nagging is a sign that she's a nagging bitch.

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

Many, many, many, many times I've done this =)

“I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times.

Robert Downy Jr - Do it anyway    omg, this is why I love him. lol!

Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.

Ninjas!

Yes, well played, ninjas.bahahahahha i died with this one

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. –Robert Downey Jr.

Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.

It's a little true.

People laugh at sarcasm! But I am funny!

100% truth. Lane is obsessed with phones. He hears a phone ring in a crowded restaurant and immediately points and says "Hi".

answer the damn phone

hmm seems like someones done this before hahaha

hahah fights over the internet: priceless

I have to if you call me crazy. Even if I am we all are coment if you agree

yep, I have pet unicorn named cornelious

yes

I do this to people when I'm drunk. Mostly people names Roxanne. Thankfully the only song I've ever heard my name in is a slow country song that most don't know and wouldn't sing.

:-)

Adulthood = going to the vets

Robert Downey Jr. - Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever...

Robert Downey Jr And pretty much my life so far - Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.

Good times!

Youre not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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