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Yup bitch step mom go have a. Shit fun time in the fuck in party go dance shit bitch we'll see who gets handsome men haha

Funny pictures about This Close To Losing It. Oh, and cool pics about This Close To Losing It. Also, This Close To Losing It photos.

Best. Feeling. Ever.

This is so true : Men will never understand how joyful it makes us fee to unsnap that bra, whip it through our shirt sleeve, and fling it across the room.

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This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. The kids don't really need to go to school, do they? (There are days where I totally agree with the caption this lady left!

He he

"When you wanna throat punch somebody, but you trying to get right with the Lord." This applies to my life.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

SomeEcards are the best way of conveying all the terrible internal thoughts that can't be shared with the world -- the most hilarious SomeEcards ever!

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

Hangry (adj)

ARE YOU HANGRY? - funny foodie tea or coffee mug (original white coffee mug with black definition) suitable for gift

I won't see more than 30 minutes of the movie before I fall asleep.→→ so true I could cry :'(

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

How normal girls dance vs. How I dance. This is frighteningly accurate. Or how I THINK I look like when I dance vs. What I actually look like when I dance lol