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whoa man cool your tits. Destress your breasts. Soothe your boobs. Give that chest a rest. Hakuna your tatas. Undo the Calamity that is is your mammaries. Adjust your bust before it combusts. Don't have a rack attack. - Google Search

fat-little-virgin: “ wickedlywenchy: “ “ Alternative phrases to “calm your tits” ” Hakuna your tatas……love that one! ” Don’t have a rack attack lol ”

I really didn't care too much for the movie as a whole but some parts are just too funny! bridesmaids

A Wash U Freshman’s First Month, as told by Kristen Wiig

I can so relate lol

Trying to pick a place to eat. Totally my family. There's a Disney meme for everything in my life. As well as a Disney quote and song.

Smiling - so sweet! I will have to remember that whenever I'm sad

'You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake.' - Kid President -- Are you having the mid-week blues? Have a cupcake!

I have naturally curly hair and I have this problem. If you have straight hair your lucky. It's easier to do things with your hair

Writing Quotes, Stuffing, Funny Stuff, Fun Facts, Calm, Funny Things, Ha Ha, Quotes About Writing, Funny Facts

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

Its unnecessary how hard I laughed at this.... And I couldn't help but put it on my history board, enjoy! (Sorry about the lewdness)

This made me really uncomfortable…

This I agree with. "The idea that people had sex before the century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable"

Yep lol ps if you see me running don't ask why just join me cause something bad is about to happen

How I think I look when I run. How I actually look: Just kidding, I never actually run but if you see me running.it's because we are all about to die!

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