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After

Pinner's Wrist...new syndrome

A bitch slap . ha ha na if i ever have the chance her face and the curb gonna knock all her teeth out! then she can use her paintshop that she calls and put some teeth on her fuggly ass pictures.

Before

Before

Before

Before

1day after

1day after

Trying these for superbowl.

Trying these for superbowl.

thank you. finally someone who understands me!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

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'Sorry Your Sick Day Is Due To Actual Sickness': 10 Of The Most Hysterical Get Well E-Cards

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: I'm way too sick for work but should be fine for happy hour.

Makes me regret some people I let into my life... So glad there are no more ties there!  #Truth

Safety of my children .and by children, I mean students

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

You're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with bad ass, and topped with a big dollop of fucking hot.

Rottenecards - You're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with bad ass, and topped off with a big dollop of fucking hot.

yesss, the absence of your crazy texts in which you continually get no response, but still decide it is good idea to send another one, that would also be great

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Now that would be a sad card to receive.

E CARDS. JUST REALIZED MY LIFE TURNED OUT BETTER THAN YOURS. CHECKMATE, BITCH.

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h.

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