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Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Moo minion.

Hehe :) i love Kevin The Minion. He and his friends are soooo funny > can't wait the the sequel of Despicable Me.

Its been so long, i forgot i used to do this!! I remember i would be so sleepy, i would force 1 eye open, i would extend my hand, and she would already know to let me palm it.... Then i would go back to sleep a happy man...as she went to work. JLS

I promise to always cop a feel when you're trying to get ready in the morning. ~ time of day doesn't matter, the hubby continually cops a feel

Ellen on the importance of college

Ellen on the importance of college

Funny pictures about Ellen on the importance of college. Oh, and cool pics about Ellen on the importance of college. Also, Ellen on the importance of college.

Happy Hunger Games!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasn't in the Hunger Games.

yup this is about right when this song comes on the radio :)

Even though I HATE this song, this is sadly so true. No control when Call Me Maybe comes on, maybe not always out loud. plus that's the chorus and we all know the chorus of songs.


Completely random, mostly funny partial dump.

Totally me. I am incapable of doing the macarena without trying to sing it. pshh, why else would a 35 year old woman do the macarena?