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Dunce cap...hmmm...don't feel dumb because of life's lessons

Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair, so please stop teaching me that lesson. Amen to that!

:) I can totally relate to this line of thinking...

If you wake me up two minutes before my alarm goes off, prepare to be verbally slapped in the face.or physically slapped in the face.

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

+ out of shape. SO true. As I lay here on the couch and pin.

Funny Friendship Ecard: What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.

That urge you get to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.

Funny Confession Ecard: That urge you get to write No one gives a shit on someones status.

The internet doesn't care about what your face looks like from 90 different angles... js

another selfie. I hope those 10 'likes' give you the confidence you need to get through your day (for those FB friends who feel the need to post selfies EVERY OTHER DAY)!