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Yawning too. Like my ex. Makes me want to slap somebody.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

artist, funny, haha, hate, lyrics

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?


K, this drives me crazy! Mary Poppins did NOT say this. Cleary, whoever made this sign does not know Disney! It was in fact Mrs. Banks that sang this line in a song in the Mary Poppins movie.

LOL LOL LOL  they don't have pennies anymore!!

No more pennies. Canadian problems, although not really a problem, pennies were useless.

Treasures... well maybe... once in awhile!

Some people are such treasures that you just wanna bury them!

One and two and three and four....

Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's a cha-cha. Robert Brault via blacklung

Sympathetic pat.

Some people just need a sympathetic pat.on the head.with a hammer

Keep it real, yo

If you pretend to be someone your not to make people like you. And you have to be different for them to like you and they don't then they aren't a real friend. So just be yourself and i promise people will love the real you! So please be yourself.


Short People Problem lose-lose situation - would have posted this under 'that's funny'.

I didn't lose my mind

I didn't lose my mind

no i didnt lose my mind funny quotes quote crazy lol funny quote funny quotes humor

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Lol so me! Everybody says that i talk too fast so to all of those people who say that. Looks like u just can't think is fast as me lol