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Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan himself won\'t even fuck with me. / Encouragement Ecard / someecards.com

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan himself won't even fuck with me.

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Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

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Funny Reminders Ecard: Growing up I always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.

Homewrecker... you've been runner up and second place before...lol. How many years will you settle for that again? And your not in the position of #2, you fall in around 5 or 6. Do some research....lol

Lynde Green, Heflin, AL Homewrecker. you've been runner up and second place before and will always be that. How many years will you settle for that again? And your not in the position of you fall in around or Do some research.

Hahaha. So true

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

eat makeup. be pretty on the inside ;)

Someecards - Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside, bitch.

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Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

You're crazy is showing...

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