Whore in the Drawer: She came in like a wrecking ball
Whore in the Drawer Day "If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
Whore in the Drawer December She's magically delicious! (Side note: i was sick last week, sorry that there was only one whore)
Whore in the Drawer: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid -Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. Or at the bare minimum maybe don't binge on my candy and pass out in a pool of your own vomit
Lt. Dan halloween costume. Had so much fun with this one!
Whore in the Drawer:And now the gnomes! The innocent garden gnomes! What's a little lap dance between friends i suppose.
Whore in the Drawer December 2
These really simple and not-too-scary Halloween games for kids will help you host the best Halloween party ever! #Halloween #games #forkids
30 of the Most Ridiculously Inappropriate Elves
Naught Elf On The Shelf: Every elf loves to craft paper snowflakes and leave a mess for your family to clean up. But what's that there - imprinted on the snowflake.
This is the best thing I've read in a while-Halloween Goals
Elf on the Shelf Rock Climbing
Elf on the Shelf Ideas. The elves are rock climbing up the side of our kitchen c. - Buddy The Elf
Day 11: Ginger was eager to share the newest tip for her holiday craft blog! Is the cost of wrapping paper cutting into your drinking budget? Are you tired of waiting in long lines, surrounded by crazy bitches talking about how it's too cold to be wearing a short skirt? Do the paper designs seem boring and tired? via Facebook's Whore In The Drawer
20 Best DIY Outdoor Christmas Decorations Ideas for 2016
Painted Santa Logs Click Pic for 20 DIY Christmas Outdoor Decorations DIY Front Porch Christmas Decorations on a Budget
This would be super cute in a plastic mason jar with a red lid. I could add an battery powered tea cup candle under the elf to make it look glowy and magical :)