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anyone who claims their life is nothing but perfect is lying to themselves and a bigger fool than we can imagine... pathetic really

LOVE this and SO true! Reminds me of a couple people.

too funny

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Some people live in their own world and believe that everyone evolves around them. Don't let them turn u down

27 Everyday Decisions That Twentysomethings Are Really Bad At Making

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, If I die by next Tuesday.sums up my life!

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED | Thinking Of You Ecard

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.'s photo.

Happens all the time! If i didnt tell you that means its none of your business!

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