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"We've been through a lot together and most of it was was your fault." - I can't stop laughing. This is what the dance instructor says to my husband about our dancing!

The Clintons are going to be grandparents.

Card for new parents. When are my friends going to start having kids so I can make this hilarious card card

Nah, I'm not that good at hiding feelings.  If I don't like you, there pretty much will never be a  problem knowing.  Women on the other hand have a tendency to hide it better, just because they are not as confrontational, unless they are talented in the art of fucking you up, physically.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

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Lose pounds in two months on this low-carbohydrate diet. This diet is not for everyone! With will power and discipline, you will lose weight fast by cutting carbs.

"Mommy needs vodka!" #Pray!

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games.I'll see one of you later.

Mmm hot tub days

We dont skinny dip chunky dunk sign pool hot tub spa decor wood handmade Trimble Crafts plaque

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 88 Pics

Thigh gaps are the STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard of. I work out and I eat cupcakes a lot, and my thighs touch, I don't care!

it's not cellulite, it's my   body's way of saying  "i'm sexy"...in braille

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

15 Notes That Prove Kids Write the Darndest Things

15 Notes That Prove Kids Write the Darndest Things

This is a fun part about being a teacher that will come back to bite me when my kids are in school. (The well-meaning daughter who was asked to write a sentence about her mom’s hobbies. 21 Kids Who Sold Out Their Parents)

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. ~ God is Heart

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

They story of my life? Somewhat. Well, about 40% of the time.

Funny pictures about A Book I Can Relate To. Oh, and cool pics about A Book I Can Relate To. Also, A Book I Can Relate To photos.

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

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