If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say "Now you're supermad". If they laugh, marry them
My wife made me a coffee this morning
If I make Buck coffee lol
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This also applies to weed, people.
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OMG hahahahahahahahaha that is so funny and so explains my problems with my brother Austan. Some days, I wanna kill him with the chair. Not so much just hit him
I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.
I’M a lady But when I’m mad i’m an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from Hell that’ll make you wish you were never Born. when I’m happy i Bake muffins and shit.
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