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I'm rarely in a naturally bad mood. People are just annoying and make me that way.

Some eCards: I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: I've got PMS, OCD, and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that right now, I'm cleaning.

#JustBeingHonest

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come.

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

Funny quote - i Dont do crazy

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't 'go crazy.' I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Right here :)

Truth is, I actually have a file folder labeled "Fuck it." which is almost as full as the one next to it called "Fuck it and run.

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