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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I cant stop! *Bass drop* - CafeMom

I thought this was a great post and it really spoke to my heart about not letting your clean house become an idol. :-) Housekeeping Matters: 5 Habits that Help. Tom is my housewife and I notice that he does it

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

ecard. ecards. Hey Cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me river and float the fuck away.

Hey cuntmuffin, why don't you climb in your douche canoe, cry me a river, and float the fuck away? I just LOLd!

Think about how you feel when you're interrupted before interrupting others.

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Look at all the fucks I give.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

haha I especially enjoy the little-sort-of-almost-running kid. I think that I will like any ecard with him on it.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Clean frustration

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

Well... one of  the biggest disappointments in my life. And YES...  YOU CAN STILL KISS IT!!!!!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

evaluation humor

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

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