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Hhaahhaahhahahahaha!  Guess I'm not a Ferrari!!!!!

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

7 Dwarves of Menopause. Hilarious. This is applicable to pregnancy too

Snow white and the seven dwarfs is a 1937 american animated film produced by walt disney productions and released by rko radio pictures.


funny valentines day card i love you like sheldon loves his spot! Jaime would love this :)

SO true. except before church because that would be gross. hairy legs and a skirt. no thanks :)

Im a firm believer in the definition of this word: winter (noun)- the three month break between a woman and her razor. This would be exactly the case except for we are required to wear shorts in gym and sometimes I happen to have gym in the winter.

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A Woman's Mind is a Terrible thing to Waste

Ecard: Men: If you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like imagine a browser with tabs open. All. True, unless you are a SERIOUSLY shallow girl.

You sir, are the reason this country has to put directions on shamoo....

I think what they really meant is "shampoo". "Shamoo" is a killer whale in Sea World. Why would you put directions on a Whale?

Where has this quote been all my life <3

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

Reminds Me Of Something An Old Coworker Would Say! @Shandra Lee Greenwood @Jolene Klassen Miller

Free and Funny News Ecard: Daaamn girl. Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.