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"How much dip would a dipshit shit, if a dipshit could shit dip?

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself well, that’s not going to happen

My anthem

If Don't Stop Believin' starts playing and the person you're with doesn't sing along, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.oh how I love me some Journey!

They certainly were warming that fat trolls ankles the night her ex-husband found her passed out in the car, after being gang-banged in the parking lot of a local bar! LOOK AT YOU NOW! You thought you were the shit, and now you are shit. And now you couldn't pay a guy to touch that mess. Yep! You painted yourself the perfect picture. If a person ever wanted to destroy everything they ever had - I'd say you succeeded. Christine, you're pathetic.

The I Don't Care Bear 20 of the funniest 'I'm not saying she's a slut.

No, really. Every single morning....aaaaand i never do..merp

It's true every morning I tell myself I'm taking a nap after work. I tend to lie Rj myself in order to get out of bed!

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards

Army humor - Imgur

Army humor - Imgur

This true war story about one German pilot’s willingness to stay his hand instead of firing his weapon kept another pilot alive to tell the most amazing tale.

This true war story about one German pilot’s willingness to stay his hand instead of firing his weapon kept another pilot alive to tell the most amazing tale. Sabaton ~ No Bullets Fly

James Stewart | back when actors believed in fighting for their country, the rights of the free or those meant to be free, and the American way without whining and moaning about it at home on their rears while simultaneously doing jack squat about it on the home front like they do today.

Jimmy Stewart was initially rejected for Army service in October 1940 for being under-weight. However, with the help of MGM's personal trainer, he successfully enlisted as a private in the US Army Air Corps in March 1941

I'm the type of girl who busts out laughing randomly at things you won't find nearly as hilarious as I do. - Your e Cards

Im the type of girl who busts out laughing randomly at things you wont find nearly as hilarious as I do. - Your e Cards

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