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Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

I laughed...hard. @Kai Gradert-Lee Chambers  I thought you would think this was funny!

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

Sad, but so true!

In my closet.story of my life! i have been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear Fashion Quotes

My daddy used to say I ordered by the price on the menu. ;)

This is SO ME it's not even a joke. Except, instead of spiritual gift I think it's more a curse

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

Laugh it off

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

Totally, and truly.

Totally, and truly.

It's called being "Hangry". Hunger leads to Anger which leads to Hangry.

Im not very nice when im hungry.

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor


What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

Exactly how I feel!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Also called 'Being Irish'.

"Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - nailed it! I may be the master