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Earning an income by hanging out with girlfriends, trying on jewelry, and drinking wine is a real drag. Said no one ever.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: If I knew that working in the hospitality industry would be an excuse for being an alcoholic.I would have signed up a lot sooner!

I'm sorry sir I didn't catch that... All I heard was 'Blah Blah Blah I'm a giant douche bag'.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm sorry sir I didn't catch that. All I heard was 'Blah Blah Blah I'm a giant douche bag'.

Silly Ex Girlfriend. Your relationship was FUCKED up way before I came along..... But you can continue to blame me if it makes you feel better.. SILLY FAT UGLY SHIT

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Silly Ex Girlfriend. Your relationship was FUCKED up way before I came along. But you can continue to blame ifor it makes your feel better.

I just spent my afternoon shopping the Stella and Dot website instead of working. Oops.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I just spent my afternoon shopping the Stella and Dot website instead of working.

You're a huge EXample of what hr didn't want! You can only trick a man so many times...kids won't make him stay when you play games with him.

Youre a huge EXample of what hr didnt want! You can only trick a man so many times.kids wont make him stay when you play games with him.

This is soooo me!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: My customer service voice is actually a different person. I have no clue who that even is.

psycho ex girlfriend - Lol  Still sending emails, posting on family facebook... Yep, I would say never moving on?!?!?

psycho ex girlfriend - Lol Still sending emails, not just sending emails but hacking his shit.

If you keep me on the phone long enough, my customer service voice might disappear.

If you keep me on the phone long enough, my customer service voice might disappear.

This thought crosses my mind a little TOO often!

Oh my goodness.the patients & coworkers I have looked at with this thought going through my head.

Do they know my place of work? Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh, that task isn't in your job description? Well, dealing with your bullshit isn't in mine.

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

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