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Never sing in the shower

Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing YOU NAKED. So REMEMBER, don't SING.

Not really I will laugh while I pick you up............................

Funniest Friendship quotes collection When you are in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn! That was fun.

Today I got my happy pills and my pissed off pills mixed up and I think I took one of each. So now I'm pissed off but I'm happy about it!


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True fact

On the day I was born angels looked into my cozy little crib, gazed upon my cherubic face & declared "this one is going to be trouble.