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Never sing in the shower

Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing YOU NAKED. So REMEMBER, don't SING.


My gummie bear died. My unicorn ran away. My imaginary friend got kidnapped. The voices in my head won't talk to me.I'm going sane

Not really I will laugh while I pick you up............................

This is me, but instead of these show it would be Law and Order, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, American Justice and Criminal Minds lol

If you don't want a sarcastic answer

Here are the best funny minion quotes ever! Everyone loves minions and these hilarious minion quotes will put a smile on your face!

I actually tell this to people a LOT! like at school or church with phone numbers.

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