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I need to eat like 12 skinny people…~~Squee pixie-belz: “ spiralingsideways: “ I ate a bowl of chili the size of my head instead. ” “I need to eat a skinny person” why havent I ever thought of this?

80's music #muzikool , visit Muzikool.com and select 80s in the decade selector! Get Set Go!

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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.

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Funny Old Age Nudity Birth Control Cartoon Picture - When I was asked What's the best form of birth control after I said nudity.

You're fluent in lies, excuses, & bullshit…and that won't help you pass those two little classes you have to take so you can make $11 an hour.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

What if it's really what it's all about!?
Makes me miss my Aunt Hattie!!! ;/

What if the "time out corner" became the "Hokey Pokey Clinic" Wouldn't it be more fun to yell "Get over to the hokey pokey clinic RIGHT NOW!" than "Time out chair, now!

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thing people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thing. It's a public service really. SO true!

Dear Santa, this year I want a fat balance and a slim body. Please don't mix the two up like you did last year xo

"Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like last year, thanks." This would be a great christmas decoration or card!

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