Explore Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, and more!

I don't beg for friends. So whether you speak to me or not, I don't give a flying fuck

The way you added all his friends you didn't even know. He thought it was so fucking creepy. You wanna know what's even creppier? That they're still on your FB 5 years later.


Community - Schreiben, diskutieren, Freunde treffen

because you're busted AND you suck at it anyway...I knew it!!! You made a fake profile to follow me. PSYCHO!!! I figured it out and blocked you/her. Who's the stupid one/liar/stalker now??? It's all in screenshots so don't bother looking my way again. Bye Missy and your alter ego Carrie lol hahahahahaha omg where did you find the time?

You think you have people fooled but you don't. People are totally on to you.

When I think about you

Funny - "When I think about you, I touch myself." Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking migraine.

hot gist nAIJA

hot gist nAIJA