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Funny but actually true. It's helped me to move forward.

Sometimes it actually is…

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

#ignoranceisbliss

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

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Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

Except for me ~holly~ I'm never normal lol i don't go crazy. i am crazy. // i just go normal from time to time.

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

You mean, now?? Because for some reason, everything is funny at the moment! ♊️

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

Hot mess

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

ummm... I sit in my room and write, then my brain is fried so if I have time I watch TV... that's about it.

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

Dansen

~ Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They don't even care if there's music. Share your funny stories in the comments below!

Happens all the time

That Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

so true... i also love when people laugh with wild abandon. one of my fave people laughs BIG when he laughs. it is JOY.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

Yes you do.

"You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics." This basically describes my family.

Waiting for you to arrive

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

i usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. #quote #words #funny

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Sad but unfortunately it is so true for a lot of people. Being sad is part of being human in this fallen world. Some people think showing sadness/vulnerability is a sign of weakness but its not! It's a sign of bravery!

That, or a Apache helicopter, Apache helicopters have missles, checkmate atheists. Oh wait.

Sniper Rectangle Decal

My idea of "help from above" is a sniper on the roof. This is very proudly a Cannibal Rose original quote.

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