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Seriously

I don't get near enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath. (High functioning sociopath, do your research!

guilty as charged.

guilty as charged.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Minus the alcohol. My friends are crazy enough without adding THAT!

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants...

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

That would solve so many miscommunications.

Not so much funny as it is TRUE.I wish sarcasm was available as a font.

I mean... Come on!!! For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge.

"For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge." And then I will take care of them in the ER.

Please do society a favor & stay ON your meds. It's tough enough dealing with your craziness when you're on them, let alone off.

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

Martin, if you see your Mom sleeping please do not wake her up! - If you love someone, let them sleep.

Funny stuff

I can't remember what not tired feels like. Sometimes the extreme exhaustion of my RA, and fibromyalgia is much harder to deal with than the pain,SO TRUE FOR ME.

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