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After a meeting

After a meeting

this would be really funny if it wasn't my life... especially this week, haha. ;)

Funny Workplace Ecard: Some days, the best thing about my job is that my chair spins. hahahahah been there

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

:)

So let’s do something for our health by enjoying a nice glass of your favourite wine (a 2013 World Series Malbec). Here’s to health and happiness!

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

Ha

The best list of funny birthday memes and ecards. Happy birthday memes and ecards for brothers, sisters or any family member.

Tessa - Walking Through A Fart - Funny Birthday E-Card

my motto. Had to steal this from my girl @Lesley Howard I mean this is so me!

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

Friends don't let friends pick off their gel manicures.

Friends don't let friends pick off their gel manicures. Come to Bella Reina Spa instead to get them removed correctly to avoid damage to your nails. Then get a gorgeous new CND Shellace Gel Manicure for the holidays!

I need frequent refills.

funny but true

E-cards, Funny posters, Funny jokes, Someecards

L O L because it's true. I especially love the teens w/ the fake Chanel bags...

Wow, that food stamp card goes great with that coach purse and Escalade .