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Parmesan cheese

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

Mmmm firefighters ;)

when i get old, i'm not going to sit around knitting. i'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how man hot firefighters show up!

I think mine is on top of a snail. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My prince is not coming on a white horse but on a turtle, that's why it takes so long before we're together

Texting Etiquette "101" Always respond to your loving wife's texts...... No matter how busy you are!

Either you love Dave Barnes' music, his hilarious on stage shenanigans, perfect smile, and everything else about him.

No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.

hah.. or "But I'm mad at you, therefore I shall not laugh." :)

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therfore I shall not laugh. All the time.

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