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People ask me how on earth I've never dieted. Well, for one, I like my body just fine the way it is, (Which no one seems to believe... Yes, I like my body.) and for two, I LOVE food.

Curvy Actress Kat Dennings of 2 Broke Girls cracks the curvy girl quote of the day, “I tried being anorexic for four hours and then I was like, I need some bagels.

My family unfortunately.

Funny Family Ecard: Lets have a family gathering for the remaining family members who still speak to each other.

Yes they also fall into the groups of people that hate me and the people that don't:) Why?

Rottenecards - There are two types of people in the world People that understand and appreciate Sarcasm Idiots

Good comeback to say if someone finds you on the floor

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

So me!!!! Love it!!!!

Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said “no!” And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time. The end.


When I say to you "that's crazy," of the time it means I haven't been listening to a single word of what you just said. So true.

Exactly!!!! #youjustkeeponbeingacrazyunreasonableperson

My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!

uuh huh.  as a novelist, i really try to do silent, inside acting to really get a good feel for my characters.  prolly look like a damn tard, tho!  lol xD

That moment when you're having a conversation in your head and you realise you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation. Ooh all the time!

:D :)

Easiest Pulled Pork Ever!

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.