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There's no in-between when it comes to looking ready vs looking homeless for me!

I either have my hair and makeup done, or I look homeless. There is no in between. or weekends with my babe. :) so me. :) Ryan still loves me when I look homeless :p

I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.

34 Funny Quotes And Sayings 34 Funny Quotes And Sayings. More funny quotes here.[optin-cat id&

Somedays it doesn't sound so bad

you say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown", I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs".

Mommy Needs a Vodka

I'm not making resolutions this year. No one likes a skinny sober bitch anyway.

I'm a firm believer that if coffee doesn't solve your problem, wine will.

I'm a firm believer that if coffee doesn't solve your problem, wine will. So much yes.

#SerialLiar/ parenthood humor

My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth) Like this.

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