Haha how about start with Tea. Also can we have (or attempt to have) a classy dinner party with wine instead of hard liquor. Or maybe just try and start with wine and move on to alcohol less classy and more fitting to our personalities?
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.