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Free and Funny Family Ecard: Unfair that I took your iPad away cause you were being bad? When I was a kid, we refrained from being bad or we'd get our asses beat.

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Watch your fucking language.

So amazingly accurate. Although my silver tongued offspring don't say crap.

Priceless mom joke! How I wish I could really tell my kid to say this when he's older!

"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser." I can't stop laughing at this!

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In celebration of all things mom-ish (because: Mother& Day) we have collected all of our favourite Mom Memes from the internet.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Funny Family Ecard: Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. -This one is for Kimmie!!!

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. lol thanks i actually do fart glitter

Hahahaha. To FUNNY

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

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Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am." But change parent to Nanny for me.

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My Favorite Your E-Cards

Funny Family Ecard: 'Your mega-meltdown tantrum fit totally changed my mind.' Said no mom ever.

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

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