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They should put more bacon in each package. So that it's enough for two people. Although I don't mind NOT sharing my bacon!

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

Funny Family Ecard: I may look quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my kids, I will show you 7 different kinds of crazy.... True Story....

don't mess with my kids or my siblings or nieces and nephews ( I consider them my children as well)

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

bahahaha sadly yes

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Me and my friends are all going to go to an Amusement Park one day dressed as Darth Vader and a bunch of storm troopers. One day...

Funny pictures about I deserve this medal. Oh, and cool pics about I deserve this medal. Also, I deserve this medal.

Ahhh, coffee

10 coffee sayings that express perfectly your feelings for coffee - I Love Coffee

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

I am.

Hell yea bouncy houses all day!

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