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They should put more bacon in each package. So that it's enough for two people. Although I don't mind NOT sharing my bacon!

Some songs awaken my inner stripper.

"Some songs awaken my inner stripper." [ ALL songs awaken Miley Cyus' inner stripper.

There's going to be food? Okay, I'll come.

honestly, it's literally the deciding factor for most events i'm invited to.

Pilates? O heavens, no! I thought you said 'pie and lattes'.

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Pilates? O heavens, no! I thought you said "pie and lattes".

Honey, just pull the wine bag out of the box and stick a straw in it. I'll call it an adult capri-sun.

when days are just outright ugh! she needs an adult capri sun lol Honey, just pull the wine bag out of the box and stick a straw in it. I'll call it an adult capri-sun.

Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

"Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!" Funny how my mom continually says we don't live like this! When well we kinda do mom.

Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone?

It's faster than opening Word and typing it in, or opening a dictionary ap. (I don't think I've cracked open a dead-tree dictionary even once in the last couple of years, but I look up words several times a week.

It's been an eat-Nutella-straight- from-the-jar kind of day. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

It's been an eat-Nutella-straight- from-the-jar kind of day. R u kidding its always a eat-nutella-strait-out-of-the-jar day haha

Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it.   thesaucysoutherner.   oh yeah

Here's to all of you who rearrange the dirty dishes in the dishwasher after someone else has loaded it.which is why noone is allowed to load the dishwasher anymore lol

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