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And stop saying you "lift" bc your fat ass hasn't seen the gym in forever

Now, I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I were to pick the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of 'em.

:D To my hubbys stalker ex-girlfriend: Yes, thats right, Im prettier, smarter, and skinnier than you. Oh yeah, not to mention the fact that youre a fat, attention-seeking whore.

Boom dead on.physically, mentally, cosmetically, classier, and smarter.I'd beat you on my worse day C.

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When people are crowding around the bar and I'm trying to get a big ass tray out of the kitchen door and outside.

Wine

Funny Confession Ecard: If I had a cupcake for every time you said that you needed to go to the gym, I would look like you.

I need this

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When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Honey please start with your bright eye shadow & lipsticks!!! Maybe they'll erase your tarnished past

Some funny ecards - gallery - funny videos, funny pictures, flash a collection of funny ecards containing humorous messages poking fun at .

Really . . I may speak English but I will "write" it any way I choose . . . deal with it.

And if we are talking pet peeves, it should be u r not speaking Bingo!

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