The Defibrillator Toaster puns: "WERE LOSING THEM!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!" -Time of deliciousness: A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids.
I was dying reading these out loud in my living room, but my roommate does not think any of these are funny. I feel sorry for him and his lack of ability to make fun of hipster pictures.«««lol the lamp one 😂