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ahh, marriage. lifes way of giving the finger to all the crazy ex-girlfriends and sweetly saying I win, bitches. our-i-do-s-03-30-13

Marriage: Life's crazy way of giving the finger to all the crazy ex girlfriends and sweetly saying, "I win, bitches" haha

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Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. Haha couldn't be more appropriate.

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Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

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Ten years ago I was cool. Today I awoke to a child's finger in my nose, wore pjs all day, wiped other asses more than my own, and applied anti-wrinkle cream. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. (Dare I even say ten years ago?

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