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I prefer to take my lunch hour as soon as you return from yours, so that I can enjoy 2 bullshit-free hours in the course of my already shitty work day.

Wow it must really be something to be able to purchase steak and crab legs with your food stamp card, as my hardworking ass can barely buy bologna and rice.

Simple as that.

Captain Hindsight on the Catholic Church: "If you don't want people making jokes about you touching kids, you shouldn't have touched kids"

Funny shit!!

Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who am I kidding, I hope you fall down the fucking stairs too. E-Card

If you stumble make it part of the dance.

just dance. dance with people. dance by yourself, dance crazily. just never forget to dance.

jsyk! lol my best friend says that all the time XD  @Brittany Weaver

'Some days I'm all outgoing and happy and then the other days I'm just like "touch me and you die" . haha so true

I'm always ready for bed!

I don't understand why people have to "get ready" for bed. I'm always ready for bed.

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I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk and chase each

I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk and chase each other around the yard.wait for it.

No, you don't. You don't owe ANYONE an explanation for what you choose to do.

I have never questioned the fucked up shit you've done so no I don't owe anyone an explanation for my life choices.we all human living this crazy beautiful thing called life;