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If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

LMAO Ouch!!!!

Men say women should come with instructions.what's the point of that?

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The big one can cook a little.

You are excited that it may snow tomorrow? Obviously, you don't work at the hospital or in law enforcement.. Lol

You are excited that it may snow tomorrow? Obviously, you don't work at the hospital or in law enforcement or a fire fighter!

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Monday Funny!

I've got a crazy budget idea. What if we fully funded schools & made prisons make up their budget deficit w/ Box Tops & money from Target?

Jake from State Farm....

If anyone ever texts me "who is this" I always respond "Jake from State Farm"