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Bahahah....sometimes.... ;)

My nickname is Gillette bc I'm the best a man can get, also I will cut you.

I'd jump for joy, but...

Big Boob problems:D hahahahaha LOVE IT! It aint easy being with a D cup!

"Be careful of what you ask for?! ;-) -LJ

Funny Reminders Ecard: My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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I didn't get it at first cause I never call people. And thought don't touch the phone if you want it to go to voicemail.

it's not cellulite, it's my   body's way of saying  "i'm sexy"...in braille

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

This is a majority of my thoughts for keeping Facebook.

My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life. Sadly I know a few people like this on my friends list!

I have puppies instead of Children. I'd rather ruin my carpet then my life. #childfree

Date hate me if I feel this way. And this should actually say, "Sorry if I want to only ruin my carpet, not my carpet AND my life." Lets face it, kids ruin carpet, too.

I guess that's why my Italian /Irish heritage gets me in trouble!

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.yep this is me!

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