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I'm just like Cinderella. Except I have both of my shoes, and no men are chasing me.
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Funny but soooo true

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I see this with my high schoolers all the time, and by worst mothers I mean having abortions and getting pregnant like a month later and deciding they actually want to keep this one. So damn sad!

I'm just like Cinderella. Except I have both of my shoes, and no men are chasing me.

I'm just like Cinderella. Except I have both of my shoes, and no men are chasing me.

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@Kym Fox I'm sure you've heard this; thought it might make you laugh a little about it should you hear it again. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
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BAHAHA next time someone tells me everything happens for a reason I'm gonna slap them!

I LOATHE when people tell me Gage died for a reason. Does that mean I get to slap them all now?

God does have a plan, but when you have no idea what infertility feels like, don't say it's for a reason when it happens to someone else.

A firm believer of everything happening for a reason but hearing it doesn't make it any easier to handle it.

@Kym Fox I'm sure you've heard this; thought it might make you laugh a little about it should you hear it again. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine

@Kym Fox I'm sure you've heard this; thought it might make you laugh a little about it should you hear it again. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
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The voice inside my head has Multiple Personality Disorder.

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Fact: My alter-egos are far more interesting than I'll ever be.

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I can't even tell you how true this is
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I constantly go between being extremely anxious about the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit.

I can't even tell you how true this is

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Hahaha! So using this next time a guy tells me this xD
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Women belong in the kitchen? Mister, tools belong in the shed.

My hubby loves his pizza. He is a Philly guy.

Old fashioned thinking?

lol Would my husband fall for this?

Hahaha! So using this next time a guy tells me this xD

Hahaha! So using this next time a guy tells me this xD

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