My boyfriend is not allowed to hide his phone from me. as long as we're together it's not an iPhone, it's a wePhone.
Obvious Signs are Obvious
The lawnmower one isn't funny. That happened to a good friend of mine when she was a little girl, and she's lived with prosthetic legs since then. So don't laugh at that, please because she is such a happy energetic girl that it would break my heart.
Classic Burns #61
Classic Burns How dare you speak of my mother in that tone of pun
Michelle and Olivia Parody
Or, for left handed people, 'You look like something I'd draw with my right hand, bitch.