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Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h. See more Describes my family exactly. See more Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. See more Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila. See more 'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore! See more ugh so true . it's happening more and more. See more Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole. See more trying so hard not to laugh out loud but oh GOD this is hilarious! See more eCards - If you could lose weight by just wearing workout clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around. See more Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it! See more Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag. See more Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker. See more Privacy
