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HAHAHA ain't that the best feeling?! LOL Karma, you did good!

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h.

i actually find myself wondering this daily

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

well, duh

well, duh

Hahahahaha ecards

eCards - If you could lose weight by just wearing workout clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around.

Hilarious!!

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it!

Douchebag

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

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