Funny Birthday Ecard: I hope your birthday is as gangster as you are. Slap some hoes.
The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.
Best Divorce Letter Ever (Female Version)
This is a majority of my thoughts for keeping Facebook.
Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have...
the deciding factor... whether you're going out in public.