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I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

We bitches be strong

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: God grant me the serenity to accept the fact that I work with crazy bitches. The courage to stand up for myself. And the wisdom to know that karma will slap them in the face.

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please do not judge me." (But I judge you and your Backstreet Boys Pickart !

You know you have too muchstress when you fantasizeabout having anervousbreakdown andgoing catatonic.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: You know you have too much stress when you fantasize about having a nervous breakdown and going catatonic.

I actually... have decent credit... but I just died

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Just curious. What part of that outfit made you look in the mirror and say, 'YES. This is how I choose to represent myself today.

Ha!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it.

Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.'

I wonder if my job would accept this as an excuse lol? Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.

That can't be accurate. Lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think 'That can't be accurate'?

Oh yes it was about you, you're correct on that! But it wasn't about the tat. Everyone that has seen, can see that's a copycat just little differences. I was referring to the fact that I did my makeup a certain way then you TRIED to pull it off. Didn't work so we'll did it??? Now your post are killing me! Keep it up!!!

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. Yep, that's me

Workout make health cupcakes, in your pintrest inspired kitchen with your pintrest inspired crafts and home. :)

Workout make healthy cupcakes, in your pintrest inspired kitchen with your pintrest inspired crafts and home.

The struggle is real

Funny quotes - Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty" to figure crap out.

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