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Hahaha, when you're sad, most likely it'll be me!

Hahaha, when you're sad, most likely it'll be me!

Funny but not funny at the same time!!!

Someday, I hope to be able to afford a new iPhone.like the girl in front of me with the food stamps. i guess if i didnt have to pay for food, i can afford an Iphone

so me. :P

Very True! Do this all the time, this is a cute outfit, but I can't wear it on a Tuesday! So I take it off and make it a Friday outfit. If I don't, then I end up wearing a Monday dress on a Saturday night.

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. #Mylife #lifeofaworkingclasscitizen

19 Signs You're A Homebody

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. These are sadly accurate if my life!

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

this is me.the sad eating lettuce diet! lol People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

I am not anxious. I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Registered nurses. RN.

Nurse Humor on

I am not anxious. I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. Sad but true, though I choose not to dwell on these things, it is secret knowledge in the back of my mind, so really, not anxious at all.

Nyctophilia. Love words.

Nyctophilia - love of darkness or night - finding relaxation or comfort in the darkness - this is me - Word -

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

damn ecards are always giving up my secrets

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Lol

Every time. Netflix is my frienemy. Walking Dead is my addiction.

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